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Now, this is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain! Or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!

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typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Can’t breathe.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Can’t breathe.

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quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

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super-who-locked-in:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

"chop kick panda" oh my

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Can you spell?

bingerdinkhumpydunky:

edwardspoonhands:

Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.

There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.

This had confused me for a long time and this explanation makes so much sense!!

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whitachi:

chris evans - for flaunt magazine

The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com

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