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terra-infractus:

salt-and-pepper-panda:

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

yeah okay except you can only use it once until you have 100 and then you have to buy another???

yes…you have to use them all at once…what a horrible thing when you’re having a water balloon fight

This is all new territory for me.

Not only am I kind of sexually inexperienced (only had sex with one guy, my ex, and fooled around a bit with one of my even further back exs) but this whole fuck buddy thing is new, everything about this is new.

I had another step into it today, it went from messaging on Scruff about it to earlier tonight we both jerked off on the phone with each other. I have never done something like that before, I didn’t really know what to do. He had to do most of the talking.

Damn though, this guy is pretty hot, has the whole salt and pepper hot older guy thing going for him.

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digi-egg:

無題 by カロ

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lilguy520:

abeardedprincess:

weknowyourehigh:

Try to get my weed now.

I need one of these

Yeah but your combination is “trees” so….

These kinds of locking mechanisms are actually easy to crack if you know how to do it, all you need is the basic know how and you dont even need to be good at it. Never use those bike locks with this style lock on it. 

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caterpie:

By 「miyabi」

mytardishaswings:

breakdatwall:

crocodilepatronus:

llanuwchllyn:

Excuse Me

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is this where I start the conversation?
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HA! I see you follow me!
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I follow you,too! 

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maybe we should tal-

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fuck

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Nope.

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wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends

Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?

Did anyone not~?~

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another-pokemon-kid:

The perfect loop<3 The never ending caterpie

another-pokemon-kid:

The perfect loop<3 The never ending caterpie

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bitchesaloud:

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nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT